This is an “oldie but goody”, a blast from the past, so to speak, that ought to get another chance to remind us all how silly Christopher and his imaginary friends are? We just can’t pass up this blog post by Chris’! Talk about adolescent thinking! Who gives a “shit” if Chris and Timothy fixed Julie’s toilet. Furthermore, Timothy is Chris'; imaginary friend from childhood. Neither grew up and poor Timothy has to hang around Chris like “Harvey the Rabbit”. If this isn’t a hit in the head for the Nemelkites with a 2×4 that wakes them up nothing will! Posted on August 20, 2010 by Christopher “Most of the day I worked with Timothy on Julie’s toilets and other maintenance issues related to her new place. Timothy will share a small part of her unit at times; thus the personal association to her unit. Julie is the only human alive who can honestly say that one of the Three Nephites rebuilt all of the toilets in her house. It sure is easy for our mortal perception of, not only our mutual creators, but of the Three Nephites and John, to develop from fantasized imagery. As most visualize what these non-mortals [...]
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The Sealed Potty Party
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Analyze Nemelka’s Insane Writings – Tantrum for Cash PART 1
Here is a post written by Christopher Nemelka on December 5, 2012. We originally posted it Sept 7, 2012 to invite analysis of this man. The sections are numbered to assist those who want to analyze the writings of a man who never ceases to contradict himself. Recent events and posts by Chris in the wake of the ruination of FILTAGREEN makes this post worthwhile to bring back for review. Readers are invited to enter the essay contest. See comments section. ………………. “Thrust in thy sharp sickle!” I’m going insane … Sigh … Posted on December 5, 2012 by Christopher “And here’s my sickle, thrust in with all of its full force! This is not a nice post. I am not doing well as a true messenger right now. But what the hell, Here ya go! Section 1 Well, I received the following comments about the LDS Temple Endowment Ceremony and my presentation at the SLC Library symposium: From an active LDS member critic/enemy: “… You teach people not to pray, that there is no Satan … you fulfill the prophesies of the Book of Mormon that warn us about you … you are worse than Korihor.” [For those who [...]
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Nemelka’s Latest Legal Problems & (Not-So) Secret Money Demands Part 1
SEE NEW ENDING! In his post dated 05/18/2014, titled “Why Christopher left the State of Utah,” Christopher reveals, yet again, the source of why he had to punish his believers by leaving them alone in Utah. It isn’t only that he doesn’t want to answer to “corrupt” Utah judges for his mistakes in the two lawsuits still pending against him, he knows removing himself from the MWAW faithful pulls at the “heart strings” of his followers thus making his suggestions for financial help much more profitable. This cultic ploy has worked before and it will work again and since his atheistic preaching isn’t winning him many new converts (read converts = money). Being his conniving manipulative self, isn’t it ironic that Chris reverts back to using religious concepts and imagery from Matthew in the New Testament as an inducement for people whose faith in scriptures he has tried to break? What a confusing game of ping pong this must be for his followers. Chris Nemelka and Denton Thiede are in serious legal trouble. Don’t let his claims of a settlement with Syntek Global fool you. Chris was forced by circumstances to accept a settlement. It certainly wasn’t his first choice I assure [...]
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Christopher Nemelka Seduces a mentally challenged “normal” person: PART 2
Hello and Welcome to all you people out there in cyber space who are looking into Christopher Nemelka and his blurry world of bold claims and constant trail of destruction. You have found the right place for the most accurate and most insightful insight and savvy awareness to be found anywhere on the planet, right here at chrisnemelka.com! Hi! I’m your Host and Common Tater My name is Harry Dschaak and I am your guide in getting to the bottom of the Nemelka Charade. I have a ton of information that I am sifting through that I can’t wait to make public, but first I want to re-address the Robbie Pace issue and re-examine things a little closer now that the case has become clearer. This essay is actually a continuation (hence PART 2) of an earlier essay wherein I showed the Christopher Nemelka earned another despicable stripe on his long list of despicable accomplishments for toying with one of our society’s most innocent members, an innocent, trusting, Utah man by the name of Robert G. Pace. Robert, (it has been discovered) is a 37 (plus or minus) year old man who is mentally challenged and lacks the social filters of the average individual to know [...]
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Analyze Nemelka’s Insane Writings – Tantrum for Cash PART 2
The winner in our Analyze Nemelka’s Confusing Writings Essay for $100 is SNAP CRACKLE POP. His exceptional analysis follows. Thanks Snap! I think my two-year periodic peek in on Whackadoodle Central is over. The mystique and fun are gone. Sure, for awhile Chris and his lovable band of misfits were fun to watch…in an ambulance-chasing kind of way. There was sure to be something hilarious or bizarre just around each corner… and there was for awhile. But honestly, lately it has become a mixture of something much less appealing. I can’t quite put my finger on it but if you did a full DNA test on it, you’d probably find ample amounts of disgust, boredom, sadness, and bewilderment. Nothing Chris has ever said or taught has ever made a lick of sense and for awhile was quite entertaining – but lately its become more than that. Now it seems to be just a big parody of itself with Chris going off on stranger and more bizarre tangents that, when compared to his original wackiness makes that stuff seem positively cerebral. For example, here are just a few of the golden nuggets of truth and saving information our favorite messenger [...]
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CULT BEHAVIOR STUDIES 101 featuring Christopher Marc Nemelka; the San Diego Jesus
Hello to all you Cult Behavior Students (that includes all you potential victims [or friends of them]) and Welcome to chrisnemelka.com! Hi! I’m here to help you sort out the True Mess! This site is also known as Christopher Nemelka’s Wikipedia page, since Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, continues to refuse the San Diego Jesus a glorious page in the annals of world history. The real tragedy is that poor Nemelka has attempted many times to get someone within his group to submit a “true” description of him and his works and I seem to recall that a couple of his devotees have tried, but the screening process always finds his application promptly “rejected”! G-r-r-r-r-r! says the True Bunghole How to explain it??? Not a problem for the man with all the answers. The True Mess says it’s because True Messengers have always been rejected throughout history. Yeah right—always an abundance of lame excuses especially if you are a victim by nature and inclination. His followers will accept anything their leader gives them, but for me that’s just another symptom and a requirement of belonging to a Cult (Bobble your head and say “yes”). The reality of Christopher’s failure to get his [...]
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CULT BEHAVIOR STUDIES 101 featuring Christopher Marc Nemelka The San Diego Jesus Part 2
THIS POST WILL BE UPDATED REGULARLY TO REFLECT RESPONSES TO THE NON-SENSE CHRISTOPHER IS NOW POSTING SO YOU MAY HAVE THE REAL REAL TRUTH! CHECK BACK FREQUENTLY! Hello Again to Cult Watch Central and Welcome to chrisnemelka.com, the official Wikipedia page for Christopher Nemelka and the best source for accurate reporting on the myth that powers the Marvelous Work and a Wonder Blender. Hi! I’m short on sleep, not silver bullets… This segment is PART 2 of a previous post that I put up for those who are confused or befuddled as to how Christopher can control the minds of seemingly intelligent people with respectable careers and cause them to ignore or downplay so many red flags along the way. Are they stupid? Well, yes, they are. I only offer this answer because they are like drunk drivers who get caught drunk behind the wheel of their vehicles after downing a few bottles of new wine at the winery open house. Do we feel sorry for drunk drivers? No we don’t. They’re stupid. They deserve whatever they get, and they don’t deserve whatever they don’t get. You can drive yourself crazy trying to figure out why anyone would ever drink and [...]
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Christopher Nemelka, Inventor of Bunkidity and Author of “Hypochris-ism”
Greetings to Summer and to all you Summer Fun Seekers and welcome to chrisnemelka.com, the official Wikipedia page for the [Unofficial and Unauthorized] author of the really, really, real truth about the entire Universe that you never really knew! I am Harry Dschaak and I will be your host again today. Hay Maker Harry weighs in on the Real Real True Mess but I only have a couple of minutes to spend with you as I got to get some sleep. It’s summer for me too and that means no free time to surf the net or do much reading, but hey (or should I say “Hay”) I am dying to say something about whack-job Nemelka and his endless antics. If I don’t slip a few thoughts in when I have a minute, the fucker gets too far ahead of me and I miss golden opportunities to properly belittle (and properly record) his laughable truths for posterity purposes as well as peg him in his tracks for those who wish to bear witness for him or his (lunacy) legacy. YES, I am needed to keep the bobble-heads who are content to dutifully bear up the New Emperor’s glorious Train through [...]
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CULT BEHAVIOR STUDIES 101 featuring Christopher Marc Nemelka, the San Diego Jesus, Part 3
Hello again and welcome to chrisnemelka.com, the official Wikipedia page for the Marvelous Work and a Wonder Bunkidity. This is Part 3 of a segment I started on the Study of Cult Behavior of one particular modern-day Cult and it’s fearless Leader, (One who has not yet committed suicide but who sees no harm in it) in order to bring focus to the new and improved methodology of dehumanizing a human while documenting some parts of the evolving tailspin that often precedes a crash. Hi! I’m Harry on your side. Call me anytime. Since Nemelka knows that I am documenting his demise, he is careful to make adjustments in his course and position to keep his sinking boat afloat. His boat is full of water and his crew thinks that lots of water on board is just normal ballast. I’ve received several communications from people who cannot figure out why Christopher Nemelka is not in jail for communications fraud, (or some other equally legitimate crime), asking what I think it will take to end the madness that is his Marvelous Magic Show. The answers to all of those questions depend on the courage and disposition of his followers, especially those who [...]
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Have you or someone you know been hurt by Chris Nemelka or his dealings?
We welcome and honor your victim stories. We will keep them confidential unless you give permission to post your story. We have been contacted by several whose lives have been negatively impacted, if not devastated, by Christopher Nemelka’s con game. We invite you to write your story, including your feelings and a detailed description of your loss or feeling of violation. We are here to be supportive.
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Why I Think This Web Site is Important – Republished
Originally published March 2, 2011 this article is republished as an introduction and example to new readers of Nemelka’s style. Dialectic It is my opinion that Christopher Marc Nemelka, in his role as “revelator” is a fraud and as such, because of his apparent lack of conscience and selfishness, has disrupted many lives, including former wives and children. In tracing his history up to when he first came up with the idea of mimicking Mormon scripture and Joseph Smith, he has left a sordid trail of deception, tears and broken hearts which LEGION is currently documenting. It is also my opinion the most deceitful and cruel deception perpetrated by Mr. Nemelka was his pretending to be a true blue Mormon fundamentalist, for the purposes of showing the fundamentalists they could be deceived by his ability to write false scripture and accumulating a harem of three wives. After impregnating his “wives”, and after six months of having his way with them, he dropped his pretense of believing Mormon fundamentalism and told them he only pretended to be a believing polygamist “for their own good” so they would understand that it was a bad lifestyle. The psychological pain, the emotional hurt to both [...]
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Cult Leader Planning to Hijack Anonymous Identity
Before we explain Nemelka’s big plan to create a new world order, be advised. Chris Has Been Accused of Threats and Mental Problems One police report years ago spells it out. Note: Michael Nemelka is Christopher’s father. “I contacted Michael Nemelka at a payphone in Monroe, he explained that he had left Washington on 3-6 and just returned from Utah. He was concerned about his son’s mental health and some threats his son made on 3-6-9. His son Chris told him he would not let his ex-wife see their two children, and that he would kill them, himself, and anyone else that tried to take them from him. Michael said that Chris’ behavior changes, he gets excited…says he is a prophet of God and talks to him regularly. He said that Chris keeps a rifle 30-06 and a .357 pistol somewhere in the store…” “With Michael Nemelka in his vehicle was Chris’ first wife. He said that as soon as we took Chris into custody she would take the children and flee to Utah. He said that Chris’ present wife Jackie was fearful of Chris…” SOURCE Chris’ response? Calm, cool, collected and deny, deny, deny. Just like the stable and [...]
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Seeking These Things: UPDATED & CELEBRATED
In 2011, LEGION asked help in locating 26 items. Upon review, most of these things have been supplied and to celebrate, the update is HERE. Enjoy!
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Nemelka’s Myriad of False Identities
Here are a few of Christopher Nemelka’s many, many false ID’s. Keep checking back because this list keeps growing. Christopher Stohl He compelled his wife to validate his identity as an Amish person who never had a social security card. He was then able to get a second social security card and false government identification, allegedly to avoid the law and taxes. Adam Beneli, Adam Benelli, Adam Ben Eli Meaning – Adam Son of God. Simon Sandler The deceased father of a former girlfriend, supposedly. Nobody’s Business Internet moniker used for illegitimate purposes. No Beeswax Internet moniker used for illegitimate purposes. Joe Once A Mormon – Joe1aMormon Internet moniker used to harass an ex-girlfriend, Julie Miner. Julie Miner Posing as his ex-girlfriend Julie, Nemelka sent destructive email messages to Julie’s boss and almost got her fired. He did this while on probation in 2001 or 2002, and since he could not stop harassing his victims, it was one of the reasons Adult Probation was going to put the ankle monitor on him. Kyle Williams In 2002, Nemelka represented to C. Marie that his former missionary companion, Kyle Williams, believed in his Sealed Portion. There was a real Kyle Williams, but he was [...]
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Nemelka Background & Promoting Suicide?
Background: For the past two decades Christopher Nemelka, an ex-Mormon-turned-anti-Mormon, has publicly presented himself as a kind, compassionate human being who cares only about helping the poor and needy. Playing off the beliefs and good hearts of Mormon people, this type of humanitarian cover has bode well. To further bolster his power and authority over them, Nemelka presented “the Sealed Portion,” supposedly translated from gold plates as the sealed portion of the Mormon scriptures, the Book of Mormon. LDS people believe that the Book of Mormon was translated by the prophet Joseph Smith in the 1820’s. Inside the Book of Mormon, there is a prophesy that the “Sealed Portion” would come in the latter days. See HERE and HERE. 4 Behold, I have written upon these plates the very things which the brother of Jared saw; and there never were greater things made manifest than those which were made manifest unto the brother of Jared. 5 Wherefore the Lord hath commanded me to write them; and I have written them. And he commanded me that I should seal them up; and he also hath commanded that I should seal up the interpretation thereof; wherefore I have sealed up the interpreters, according to the [...]
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Another Survivor Speaks Up
A story in Vice Magazine revealed another brave survivor of a false prophet. We wonder if this prophet used the Nemelka defense that “she wanted me to be a prophet so I ran with it.” This prophet had been aggressively tried to recruit Lola Blanc’s mother. “Could it possibly be the same guy?” (Yes, we have a sense of humor.) The article is HERE. We welcome comments there, as well as comments here.
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Christopher Nemelka and his Blog Talk Radio are producers of “Hearsay”
HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Step right up folks and get yourself an ear-full !!! When you come home with empty nets… tell ‘em about the sea monster. If you want to pass the time being entertained by a True Jester, then please tune in to listen to a man attempt an impossible feat of trying to defend “hearsay” with even more hearsay! All that is required is to set aside a couple hours on Sunday nights and visit the Mockable Marvelous Work and a Wonder blog talk radio show. Pull a stool up to the bar and the sailor/squib/bartender—Christopher Nemelka—will fill your glass with another round of his own special blend of “bunkidity”. Whether it a shot of his finest circle speak you desire, or a double dose of double-standard to wet your whistle, you will not come away disappointed. Christopher Nemelka can sing and dance the same old song and dance for as long as time permits, week-after-week-after-week, unless of course you refuse to accept his story… (then you have to wait in an adjoining room by yourself until everyone else has gone home and is fully satisfied. Nemelka is a story teller all right, and he boasts of [...]
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The Skeletons in the Closet of Christopher Nemelka Refuse to Be Still
Why the Actions of Messenger Matters to the Message By Special Request “An ad hominem means responding to arguments by attacking a person’s character, rather than to the content of their arguments. When used inappropriately, it is a fallacy in which a claim or argument is dismissed on the basis of some irrelevant fact or supposition about the author or the person being criticized.” (Wikipedia) Chris Nemelka tries to appeal to the principle of ad hominem to keep those who have been deceived and exploited by him from knowing the truth. He describes how his personal life and past should not matter. After all, even if he is a flawed messenger, his message is still true. “Focus on the message, not the messenger!” That appears to be the latest apologetic battle cry of CN in recent radio broadcasts and personal journal entries directed towards his loyal defenders. In many cases, this make perfect sense. For example, it makes sense when evaluating information shared by Nemelka’s defectors. To inoculate his followers from believing the truth about his illicit activities, when Nemelka’s defectors share their message through their testimony or evidence, Nemelka attacks the personal character of these messengers. Throughout his entire life, this [...]
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Julie L. Taggart: Is that her “Confirmation Bias”Acting Up Again?
Welcome to chrisnemelka.com, the Wikipedia page for Christopher “Beyond the Marc” Nemelka! My name is Harry Dschaak and I am here today on a special fly-by reconnaissance mission (that I agreed to) having been duly compelled to respond to a comment that was recently offered on this site by Julie L. Taggart to one of our readers who posed a number of questions. You can read her entire comment (unedited) HERE. Since Julie has shared her beliefs and opinions with us, I think these ought to be fairly considered. I will, of course, do my best to respond according to my own understanding and experience, having once shared several of those same beliefs and opinions. Since I know Julie personally, it is not as if I have no comprehension of what she has experienced in the last decade of her mortal existence as a loyal member of the Marvelous Work and A Wonder (registered trademarked) “Movement”. I am confident that I comprehend Julie perfectly, because I have taken the time to study her position and compared it to others with similar dispositions in my studies of Cult Behavior. I have also chatted with Julie over the years and have had [...]
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Coping With The Narcisistic Personality Disorder of Christopher Nemelka
Welcome readers and researchers to the never ending Chris-Myth Party. My name is Harry Dschaak, and I am pleased to present another essay on the subject of discovering just who Christopher Nemelka is, what his illness is, and what sort of thoughts does he derive his joy and happiness from. Hi! I’m Harry Dschaak, a student in Cult Behavior Studies This time of year (Spring) is my busiest season as I am a farmer/rancher/producer living and working in Idaho, with livestock and a fresh growing season in need of exploiting, not to mention a couple of teenagers who are active in Jr. High and High School Sports and nearing their graduations. I have lots of pressure to be somewhere else, but I would not feel right if I don’t take a few minutes (okay hours) to defend and support a man I have never met; one who is single-handedly dismantling Christopher Nemelka, (and his MWAW pipe dream), which is causing a constant disturbance in the minds of Christopher’s tiny band of followers. The man I’m referring to is Robert G. Pace, (a.k.a. Robbie), and even at this early stage of the game, his tenacity for obtaining clarity and understanding about Christopher and [...]
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