The winner in our Analyze Nemelka’s Confusing Writings Essay for $100 is SNAP CRACKLE POP. His exceptional analysis follows. Thanks Snap! I think my two-year periodic peek in on Whackadoodle Central is over. The mystique and fun are gone. Sure, for awhile Chris and his lovable band of misfits were fun to watch…in an ambulance-chasing kind of way. There was sure to be something hilarious or bizarre just around each corner… and there was for awhile. But honestly, lately it has become a mixture of something much less appealing. I can’t quite put my finger on it but if you did a full DNA test on it, you’d probably find ample amounts of disgust, boredom, sadness, and bewilderment. Nothing Chris has ever said or taught has ever made a lick of sense and for awhile was quite entertaining – but lately its become more than that. Now it seems to be just a big parody of itself with Chris going off on stranger and more bizarre tangents that, when compared to his original wackiness makes that stuff seem positively cerebral. For example, here are just a few of the golden nuggets of truth and saving information our favorite messenger [...]
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